deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN


(Source: t-elevators)


plasmarifles:

playing online multiplayer with someone and kicking ass then getting a message saying ‘thanks man’

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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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dajo42:

what was i doing in 2011


Anonymously (or not) message me (3) things you want to know about me.

(Source: shitf4ced)


danisnotonfire:

omg they named a haribo after me and phil!!

danisnotonfire:

omg they named a haribo after me and phil!!


(Source: fyesdylanobrien)


officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing


(Source: sourest)


hairandbrokenglasses:

learningtoeatokayagain:

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hahahaha.

i no longer have the self esteem boost i need to deflect your cruel laughter. i am defeated. obama please come back

tbh the “b” in “beast” for some reason registered in my mind as a cursive f so I thought it said “look at that sexy feast” and I got really confused

hairandbrokenglasses:

learningtoeatokayagain:

hairandbrokenglasses:

hairandbrokenglasses:

what a sick president

legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem

hahahaha.

i no longer have the self esteem boost i need to deflect your cruel laughter. i am defeated. obama please come back

tbh the “b” in “beast” for some reason registered in my mind as a cursive f so I thought it said “look at that sexy feast” and I got really confused


daniela-adriana:

PATRICK #falloutboy #monumentour #staugustine (at St. Augustine Amphitheatre)

daniela-adriana:

PATRICK #falloutboy #monumentour #staugustine (at St. Augustine Amphitheatre)


guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever


(Source: tsureshimasu)


iou-a-tardis-in-neverland:

okay everyone needs to calm the hell down about the director’s cut of girls/girls/boys

as a bisexual, i think it represented what the song is really about 

a guy is in love with a bi girl and although he wants to be with said bi girl, he understands that women can like women and men and that bisexuals are not here purely for sexual fantasies 

sure, they may have over-sexualized the women in the video, but brendon is over-sexualized as well

my work here is done

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